Thursday, February 4, 2010

Things that I said in political gathering that lead them to kick me out from the meeting – part 1

Wood – 3rd February 2010 / 18th Safar 1431

Meeting 1

This is not a meeting, it is just a gathering at a local surau where normally only one political party members dominate the attendees list.

They were talking about how people accused Nik Aziz for corruption when he accepted the RM60k offer to go for haj. They said it was wrong for people to do so.

I respect this Nik Aziz a lot, but I need to be fair in my judgement and opinion. So I ask them.

Me :Isn’t it clearly stated in our religion that a leader cannot accept any offering from anybody especially when it involves large or high value, fearing that people will interpret it wrongly?

Them : But this is for haj, and he is an ulama. So it is normal for people to sponsor an ulama for haj and umrah.

Me :Yeah you are right there? But where is the line of separation in this case?

Them : What separation?

Me :A lines that separate him being an ulama and him being a Menteri Besar? Can you tell me?

I walked away from them hoping that common sense will prevail.

Meeting 2

This is a meeting organized by local political party where they invite the Datuk Ketua Polis to brief the people on police roles, followed by Q & A from the people. Happen after the much talked March 8th tsunami.

After the Datuk finished his briefing and so call speech I stood up and ask this.

“I think you have a very good plan and strategy to be implemented for this year. However, I think we have heard enough of what you plan to do for so many years since there is no much different from last year, the year before last year, before that and so on. I think you got the idea.

Instead, please tell us what you have done last year? How far off is it from what you had planned? Why you didn’t do what you plan? What would be the impact? Are you wasting our tax money? What is your plan to do better? Why are you and your people here in the first place?

Please tell us. We really want to know. “

Soon after, some guys guide me to the nearest door. They look pissed.

Meeting 3

This is a meeting organized by local political party. The Youth Chief was echoing what Mahathir said about Anwar being the advisor for Selangor for RM1.00. Mahathir said “You get what you paid for”. The Youth Chief encourages us to propagate it to the “people”.

I ask him this question.

“What if people ask this?

1. So we paid RM16 bil for special navy ship, we got back RM16 bil piece of shit is it?

2. So we paid RM12 bil for PKFZ, and we got back RM12 bil piece of shit is it?

3. So we paid RM billions and millions for other WHITE ELEPHANT project and we got another billions piece of WHITE ELEPHANT SHIT is it?

What would be our answer?”

Before the RELA can come to me, I indicate to them “I know where the door is, thank you”.

Meeting 4

This is a meeting organized by the defeated ruling party. The youth chief was talking and talking. He talked about UMNO fight for independence, UMNO struggle to this and that, UMNO never ending love for this and that. Each time he pause most of the people will stand up and yell “Allahu akhbar!! Hidup XXXXXXXX”.

I stop him and ask this question

Me :D o you know what PKMB is?

Dato’ :What?

Me : I asked you just now. Do you know what PKMB is?

Dato’ : Huh….Pertubuhan Komunis Malaya Bersatu.

Me :Sigh..PKMB is Pertubuhan Kebangsaan Melayu Bersatu, another name for UMNO but in Malay. If you don’t even know what PKMB is. What make you think you know UMNO? And for your information, we don’t call it Pertubuhan Komunis Malaya Bersatu. We call it PARTI KOMUNIS MALAYA. Next time, before you want to talk, read first.

This time, I just walked to the nearest exit.

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

Compounded hatred

Wood – 27 Muharram 1431 / 13 January 2010.

The Malaysian were left with no option but to live with the useless incompetent no-class backward politicians from Barisan Nasional (BN)since 1950’s due to the lack of combine unity from the oppositions. The day we thought never occurred, came last year right before the 12th General Election. The oppositions stop looking at each other as enemies but comrade, only then for the very first time our opposition manage to unite as one. To finally provide that one common platform for Malaysians to unleash their dissatisfactions over more than 50 years of abuse, corruptions, treachery, lies, and mockery; we call them Pakatan Rakyat(PR).

The name itself projects an image of unity, tranquil yet firm, peace yet ready. With that they move forward into the battlefield to fight BN at every inch of their ground without even a pinch of fear in their heart; not even dead. They march forward not knowing what might lurk at each corner they turn; ISA detention, sedition accusation, tear gas, acid rain, free swinging baton to the face, threat to the loves one, lost of wealth and many more. Regardless, they march anyway. Never did they ask anything in return (except a corrupt few), to uphold what is right.

The first reaction to truth is hatred” – Tertullian quotes

PR weapons are BN’s own creation from years of sinful regime. The close guarded Pandora box no longer able to contain the stench and rotten sins from various branch of BNs component. All PR need to do is to propagate the sins with BN’s owns creation in the form of internet media. Strategically and timely, PR reveal the truth one at a time, little by little, piece by piece, never stop compounding our daily lives with revelation after revelation. Naturally for us being human, the first reaction to the truth reveal to us is nothing but hatred. And hatred is all we need.

Hatred pushes us to come out from our comfort zones and make that change; to vote.

Hatred opens our mind to our political right; not for us but for our children.

Hatred forces us to decide for what is true; not for what we think is right.

Hatred turn us to be color blind; no Malay, no Chinese, no Indian, no anything, just Malaysian.

Hatred makes us put our trust to our newly found hope; in PKR, PAS and DAP.

Hatred changes Malaysia.

And in this case, hatred has never been so manipulated so well for a good cause.

As such, hatred is good.

“Hatred is settled anger” – Ancient Roman

22 months since the “political tsunami” passed, the Pandora box cannot stop pouring out BN sinful past; simply too much. From Altantuya all the way to missing 2 F-5E’s engines and 55 skyhawks, sandwiched in between were the Teoh Beng Huat, Perak Crisis, richest unemployed Malaysian, Pak Lah vs Mahathir, PKFZ, Gerakan vanishes, Istana Khir, PRDM?, MACC jokes, Judiciary Crisis, MIC disappears, Mahathirs’s Lingam, Ziana Zain secrecy for Bagan Pinang seat, RPK hunt, Deepak the carpet man, Scorpene, MCA disintegrates, falling structures in Terengganu, UMNO cracking, racist BTN and many many more.

Our hatred might have settled, but the anger will keep on burning. For the next 2 years, our daily life will forever be compounded by revelation after revelation; hatred after hatred each and every day. And this fire will keep on burning, fuel by the compounded hatred until the next General Election.

Compounded hatred

Now BN is on their knees with both hands down, looking for something to grab on just to prevent them from falling sprawling face down on a pile of shit they were standing on before. We on the other hand should show no mercy, no forgiveness, no pity, not even a hunch of it. If they even try to gather their strength and try to stand up; we should hit them hard before they can.

We should keep on slashing them where it hurts the most until they succumb to the injury and fall flat. Slowly counting their dying breath knowing that death is to come upon them. And if there is any sign of life in them, we should set them on fire just to make sure they die. While they die on fire burning, don’t even spit on them; for the saliva might ease the pain of their burning flesh.

If that is not hatred, I don’t what is; as such hatred is good.

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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

This shud be easy

Wood – October

An observer was in full disbelief by what he saw waiting for him and his comrade prior to their attack from the sea to the empire they are about to invade. Either he is daydreaming or he actually got his wishful thinking fulfil. The idea by his Commander In Chief to invade the empire was considered as illogical to the point of suicidal. Equipped with no more than 7 battle ships and merely 200 cannons, it is tactically impossible to win the battle let alone to inflict any damage to the empire.

The followings were the full conversation between the observer (O) and his Commander In Chief(CIC) on board of the leading attacking vessel that took place in 1511 somewhere in Malacca Strait. They are about to start a war with the empire.

O : Errr Boss. I think you shud check this out. (Handing over the telescope to the CIC)

CIC : (Take the telescope and pointed it out to the shore. Within seconds put it down). Shit…(long pause).

O : No Boss, you need to focus to each of the cannon and those warriors waiting at the back.

CIC :Oh..okay.

O : What do you think Boss?(Trying not to laugh)

CIC : (Trying hard not to laugh).Hmmm…this shud be easy. Let us go back to the sea and have a few drinks. I think we got time before we can start the war.

The morons by the beach

On the beach, the warlords and the warriors worries grew each second to the sight of the static battle ship that been settling somewhere 1 mile away from the shore for the past 2 days. They knew of their mighty military strength compared to theirs, cannon to bow, rifles to sword and guns to keris. They knew they cannot beat their enemy with their weapons; therefore they need to use their wisdom to win. The only way is to outsmart their enemy into thinking that they have superior arsenal; not rifles or guns but more cannons. Thousands of them.

Then suddenly, the unthinkable happen. The leading battle ship turn and sail back to the sea; followed by the rest. On the beach, the warriors were screaming with joy to the sight of the battle ships turning away and sail back to the sea. The warlord cannot help but expand their nostril even bigger, too proud to say anything. They turn to the soldiers and scream out loud, “victory is ours, let us go back to our family and celebrate”.

The Commander in Chief said to himself, “This will go down in history as our biggest success. To win a war without having to shed any blood “. His name is Hang Tuah.

The truth

On the ship, what the Commander in Chief saw were tiers of “cannons” laid by the water front with soldiers guarding it. It is located at least 50 meters apart with another next tier just 20 meter to the back. With the beach estimated to be about 2km in width, the commander is facing 2000 canons bombardment if he ever tries to approach the beach. No commander in their right mind will lead his army to absolute annihilation; but without choice it seems a retreat will be appropriate. But, how is he to face the King with this failure; he will remember as a failed commander.

He decided to have another peek. He focused his telescope to each one of the cannons just to know what type of a cannon the enemy is using, but he got one hell of a surprise. He saw a person actually prostrating on the ground with his back to the sea. He got his buttock painted in black while his dick got painted in brown. It sure hell looks like cannon if you don’t pay attention. But thanks to his observant observer, he knew something must be wrong if a wick of a cannon is at the bottom and not above. Well, he is right; it is not a cannon but a guy pointing his black painted arse and brown painted dick to the sea.

Then he changed his focus to the warriors behind and he got another one hell of a surprise. He saw a bunch of highly spirited warriors armed with something that looks like a knife. It has a pointed edge, some crooked but no more than 1 feet long. Seems like they are all ready to move forward at all cost. Last but not least, most of them wear skirts together with their pants.

By then, the Commander in Chief had one thing and one thing only in his mind, laughing all the way to his admiral cabin he shouted; “this shud be easy”

The Untold Story

The rest as they said it was history. The Portuguese sail back to the sea to have a few drinks and re-strategize their war plan and then came back later and easily conquered the Malay Malaccan Empire without much resistance especially with the help of Chinese traders. That was the actually whether you like it or not. And Hang Tuah, well according to some historian the loser actually went into a big pot, put the lid on and jump into the river to regain his strength. I don’t know what to say actually on this, may be it will be another story. But to any mentally healthy person, Hang Tuah is either a coward or just plain dumb; I think he was both.

Mejoh

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Bought democracy

Bought democracy 


Wood – 5 Jamadil Awal 1430 / 30 April 2009.

 “..the 20th century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: The growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.” Alex Carey 

There is no better way to express the current state of our democratic country as Alex Carey did. Democracy that the ruling entity that we had entrusted to govern us had failed us unquestionably and leave our future generation with nothing but tainted hopes and false promises. Without doubt, if the government still in their hand for the next few years, indeed this country is doomed. 

Democracy 
One has to understand the simple concept of democracy before turning into the belief and cast a vote into the system. It is base on the concept that all three power of judicative, legislative and executive coexist in a sustainable environment where no one is on top or at the bottom to the others. 

All three are equally position to provide the check and balance to one another and prevent abuse, favouritism, and cronyism; as such the sustainable environment would be preserved. However, problem begins in 1987 when both legislative and judicative lost it position to the executive in power.

Starting from that point of time, the only democracy left in this country is in history book; the rest is known as Mahathirism. That is the price that this beloved country had to pay when the majority elected tyrannic to execute democracy. He changed our democracy quite instantaneously to plutocracy where only small group of wealthy people actually rule the country. 

They put it on sale 
When judicative combined with legislative corrected executive back in 1987 for its misuse of power and treachery, the executive responded by eliminating the power of judicative and legislative. The few heads of judicative personnel were removed from their position and replaced with monkeys. The monarchs tried to intervene but were effectively silenced by 1993. 

The executive then begin to aggressively put our democracy on sale to the same people that elected them earlier. They create malicious propaganda that they are needed to run the government. Having been the only “trusted” entity to govern thus far, they proclaimed that without them the country would be in complete chaos. 

Failure to elect them would result in race/religion riot, civil war, lost of Foreign Direct Investment (FDI), no jobs, poverty, no house to live in, no food to eat, increase crime rate and every other bad thing that currently happen in Zimbabwe, Somalia and Nigeria. 

But if they were elected, our country will be prosperous even during global economic meltdown, country is at peace, no poverty (despite TV3 Bersamamu program), public transportation will be improved (my ass), oil will be subsidised even at USD40/barrel (who is subsidising who at RM1.80/liter), transparency(direct award to wife, son, daughter, in laws, uncle, auntie) and every other good things that will only happen if you live in UTOPIA land; they will make it happen.

Communicating the propagandas 
These propagandas were dangled and sold to our earlier generation since independence till these days. Sadly not many of us have the time, wisdom and mind to actually see through the propaganda barrier that all those are nothing but lies. Created to ensure that the people will continuously live in fear and planted belief that they will always be there to uphold the justice. 

All of the propagandas were created and communicated to the people through various government controlled medium such as broadcast companies, newspaper, education system and government divisions who shamelessly spread the propagandas in return of power, money, position and personal interest. Any attempt to provide alternative or truthful information will be silenced immediately. 

The efforts were so intense to the point they manage to embed the belief rooted in the people’s mind such that subconsciously they brain will conclude that resistance is futile. 

People believe only what they heard 
To no surprised for the pass 50 years majority of us actually bought the propagandas sold to us. We were promised peace and sustainable life so that they can have a great life and everlasting wealth to last their life and a few generations to follow. 

Somehow, majority of us believe that it is okay to earn RM2500/month and yet has to pay for a RM45,000 “local” made car for 10 years. To pay RM150,000 low quality house for 30 years. To pay RM1.80 for a liter of petrol. To pay RM80 for 4 liters of engine oil. To pay RM2.20/kg for super low quality rice. To pay RM1.40/kg for sugar. To pay tol everywhere we drive. To pay high land and house taxes. To pay for high electric and water tariff. 

This simple majority also believe that it is okay for them to be given “something upfront” even for project meant for the people. To drive luxury car and own a few empty bungalows and mansion. To run a few companies while holding a political position and make tonnes of money from it. To use our money for their personal expenses. Simply because these people claimed they can sustain peace and “sustainable” life for us. 

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? 

It is completely unacceptable to me. As such today on this day, I solemnly declare; that my fight has begun and I will not rest until this corrupt government brought down to its knees, slay its head off and buried six feet under; forever. Who among you brave enough to join me?

Point of no return 
The problem begins when they passed the point of no return sometime in the mid of 1980s. They had compiled too many records of power abuse, corruption and crime; to the point that they must maintain the status quo as the elected government. Failure is never to be considered.

Failing to do so, they knew that the new government will open the Pandora box and all hell will break loose. Their pure raw greed and evil soul will be shred open from their fat belly and rotten chest so that people will know the truth. People will now know and people want change

That is why we can see too many occasions where the need to hold on to the power precedes what is right to the people. Blatant disregard of the same law that they “uphold” continuously happen before our very own eye to prevent any attempt to dislodge them from the throne. 

ISA, OSA or whatever they want to call it, to me it is just a simple excuses this unscrupulous bunch use to hold on to power: but for how long? 

The bought democracy 
The current government is obviously the government from the people, by the people but unfortunately never meant for the people. 

So far it serves the rich only. They treat democracy as a family business. Due to when they are in power, surely there is money to be managed and distributed. Money from federal will be channel to the political party head honchos instead of the one actually in charge; where is the logic on that? 

The hard solid fact; they sold it and majority of us actually bought it. Sad. 

Mejoh – Freelance writer
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hikayat Kerajaan Selimut

Kayu – 26 Rabiulakhor 1430 / 22 April 2009.

Berikut adalah perbualan di antara sepasang suami isteri sebelum tidur.

“Suami”                : Awak buat apa lagi tu! Tak reti2 nak tidur. Tu mesti nak telefon Mxngxlia tu!

“Isteri”                  : Baik sayang.

“Suami”                : Cepat baring sini! Saya nak bincang pasal Projek Mega kat Malaysia ni. Cepat!

“Isteri “                 : Baik sayang.

“Suami”               : Saya nak semua projek mega di bawah kementerian pertahanan. Cakap kat bekas setiausaha sulit awak tu esok. Paham!

“Isteri”              : Baik sayang

“Suami”            : Semua projek bawah kementerian kerja raya pun bagi kat saya!

“Isteri”              : Err tapi yang..

“Suami”            : Awak jangan nak melawan. Sekali saya sepak baru awak tahu.

“Isteri”              : I ingat nak cancel “Scenic Bridge” tu.

Mahathir          : Kau jangan nak mengada-ngada. Aku kata buat baik kau buat.

“Suami”            : Errr betui-betui.(bila masa pulak dia ni masuk dalam selimut aku ni)

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IF

IF

Wood – 19 Rabiulakhir 1430 / 15 April 2009.

Much had been said to Pekan’s new cabinet line up. From good, to moderate, to bad; you name it and you got it. From backbenchers, oppositions, old dog of Kubang Pasu, people like you and me; you name it you got it.

However, what most people failed to highlight since the announcement was the opportunity given to Pekan to recapture the confidence of Malaysian and Pekan failure to deliver a severe blow to PR bronze armour that a major chink could be inflected. A chink so big that not evens the Spartan would be able to stop the next wave of assault from BN, as if it is necessary.

 A blow so severe, that it will cut short Pagoh plan of 2 years to regain the people confidence, to a mere 1 day. So shocking that it will send PR leaders scrambling for answers and realignment of strategy not knowing that end is near.

While PR trying to find the answer; half of the PR supporter will already changed camp to BN. By the time PR finally got the “answer”, there is a gravestone with PR name on it. Ready to be buried and written in history book as a fail; period.

Only IF

Opportunity Given

Pekan has been a spoon fed politician since cradle hood. From MP, MB, Youth Leader, DPM and PM unopposed, Pekan expects to be guided yet again when “leading” the country this time around. People expecting a change when Pekan announces the new cabinet line up, but the people were presented with nothing but arrogance and stupidity at its best.

“In this difficult time, we need some one with undisputed credential to revive our economy and put our beloved country back to the point in time where Malaysia was respected and regarded as one of the leading dragon in Asia. It is indeed a tall order for anyone to achieve, but we have no doubt that he possesses a knowledge and vision almost unmatched by anybody just to do that.  For that, we would appoint Gua Musang as Finance Minister.

From independent until 2008, BN is the only coalition that manages to pull all races in Malaysia regardless of belief, background and everything else to be united as one nation. But on March 8 2008, one person goes one step further ahead than BN. He did so by uniting people from different races, belief, political agenda and all that BN misses out earlier. For this, we would like to name Permatang Pauh as a minister in Prime Minister Department for unity.

This country also needs someone with an exceptional knowledge in Islam. Someone I know who will not hesitate to correct even me when I am wrong. A person so steadfast that no amount of force in this world can move him from where he stands once he knows he is right. For that we would appoint Chempaka as a minister in Prime Minister Department as Advisory of Religious Matter.”

Only IF

Opportunity Lost

If the above was part of Pekan speech when he announced his cabinet last week, PR could have been history by now. But in BN, arrogance precedes everything else. So much with the “People first, performance now” when what really matter to BN is “My pocket first, every other things later”.

BN actually put a lot of thought in this.  It must have been discussed to a certain depth and detail by their tactician. But as always arrogance always precedes the truth in BN. Now BN was left with a mountain to climb to reclaim the confidence of Malaysian.

One good tip from an old dog of Kubang Pasu that I learned, lost confidence is just like a lost trust, it is not that easy to get it back.

Gua Musang raised the “question of confidence” so well during his speech in ASLI that I personally thought that BN will take that burning desire and inspiration to actually change. Gua Musang speech was so inspired that I felt that he can actually save the party from self-inflict murder. But I was wrong, we were wrong. Dead wrong.

History will write it as “Opportunity Lost”.

Devastating result

Permatang Pauh can see the possibility of it coming since PAS already talked about it even before Pekan take the helm. All he can do is pray that it won’t happen, and that was what exactly happened; nothing.

Had Pekan take that approach, Permatang Pauh will be in a loose-loose position. If he accepts it, he will be nothing but a pawn in Pekan cabinet; powerless and bullied. If he rejects it, people will lose confidence in him and his coalition.

Chempaka will definitely rejects it. Any coalition with BN will never be possible to Chempaka. Not after what BN did to PAS in the 1970’s. Use them when in desperation, and tossed them when no longer needed.

Only IF.

The Smart One

PAS always has been the smart one. The top gun of PAS is preparing with all of the possibilities that might come from BN corrupted and diseased mind. They cannot take any chances, BN might think of it or it never cross their mind.

They knew that if Pekan will offer the position to Chempaka, Chempaka would definitely turn it down. This would make PAS to be uncooperative to the eyes of Malaysian. As such, PAS top gun launch the first strike and suggest the “Kerajaan Campuran” to BN without Chempaka knowing the real motive. Chempaka made a few noise but the PAS top guns hold their nerve.

BN was caught off guard and as always, BN cannot agrees with opposition even though it will benefit them. After a long discussion, BN decided not to pursue their “plan” to appoint Permatang Pauh and Chempaka. Instead, they select a looser from Penang and some Mejar from ” I don’t where before”. As always arrogance precedes everything.

PAS escape and PKR benefitted from it as well. The later meeting between Chempaka and PAS top guns was to brief Chempaka why they planned as such. Case closed.

The moron

Who else if not BN. They should have just offered the post to both Chempaka and Permatang Pauh. Either way they will win. PR will be buried, or they can toy with both Permatang Pauh and Chempaka. But they chose not to due to pure arrogance.

My final word to this twisted conspiracy theory of mine; BN never really did think of it until PAS raised the “Kerajaan Campuran” thing. To that I sincerely know so that BN is a moron and still is a pathetic moron for the next few years to come. Don’t you think?

Mejoh.

My fight has just begun.

 

 

 

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

LET US KILL JEWS: Start with the one in our country.

Wood – 28 Muharram 1430 /  25 January 2009

Part 1

A great man once said “FREE PALESTINE”, I told him shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you!

Because another great man once said; “The fight is never to free Palestine, Palestine is a free. Our fight is to eliminate JEWS. How? When? Where? Let me show you the way”.

However, I am not so keen on the how and when to kill JEWS; I want people to focus more on the where part of it. Today I am calling for Muslims all over the world, no matter where you are; to start kill JEWS one at a time starting where you live.

Whether you are in America, Europe, Japan, India, Israel or better yet Turkey; kill your Jews people. Kill them when they are sleeping, kill them when they are working, kill them when they are eating, kill them when they have gathering or kill them while the shopping; just kill them. Spare the children, non-military women and old folks. But wipe out the others.

I myself would not be afraid to be the first one to do so in my country. If I happen to run into a Jews in my own country with strong facts that he/she is indeed a Jew; I would strike first. With the intention to kill, never to cause injuries. One today, may be one more tomorrow. Next week another two or three maybe. If I am lucky, maybe I can kill two in one day. To all Jews, watch us kill from where you stand.

Guide on how to identify Jews and kill Jews

Apart from the obvious Jews character such as long beard, small headgear for men, some string tied to the left and right of body; the followings are some other typical Jews character as well.

1.       Behaviour

    1. They don’t eat pork.
    2. They hate Islam.
    3. They buy Kosher or Israel made or Jewish related product only.
    4. They hate non-white people.
    5. They share their spouse with one another.
    6. They mix with other Jews most of the time.
    7. They influence people to support Israel.
  1. Looks
    1. Dark hair
    2. Large nose
    3. Proud to acknowledge people they are Jews. (Only at a place where they are protected, if not they would be the typical coward Jews and even admit to be others)
    4. JEWS look. You will master this once you successfully observed all of the above.

It would not be that hard to see one if you practice. They usually work in JRC (Jews Related Company) such as

IBX, NestlX, COCA COLA, ColgatX, Ixtel, McDonalX, TescX, MotorolX, Googlx, Calvin Kleix, Mark & Spencex, Kleenex, Ralph Laurex, Carrefoux, Loreax, Maggx, Maybelline, The Sun, Revlox, Huggiex, Sara Lex, Johnson and Johnsox, Starbucx, Nokix, Biotherx  and many more. You can go to the internet and look for Jews related company. It is very easy to get the full list.

Now that you already have some basic knowledge to identify one, I will provide you the basic knowledge to kill one.

Let the killing begin

1.       Knowing their routine

                     i.            Prior to the killing, we must observe any particular and repetitive behaviour of the said Jews.

                   ii.            We must know where he/she work, what time he/she board the train, what alley he/she walk and at what time.

                  iii.            Same goes for their particular hang out time with family/friend for lunch, dinner, coffee break, family outing and gathering.

                 iv.            We must observe all of the above (except some item iii) at least a week before we can take further action.

2.       To kill

Actually this is the easy part. There is no need for special weapon or anything. You can kill Jews with most of the available over the counter ingredients.

                     i.            Back from Office – Once you know where they live, take you biggest car/truck and just wait for them to come via their normal route. Once you and your friend successfully isolated the Jews and no one is around. Just run them over. Make sure you do it a few time to make sure he/she actually die.

                   ii.            Coffee Break – Once you know where and when they have their coffee break, family gathering or anything. Plan and put cyanide in their coffee or any of their drink. It is tasteless, odourless and the best poison you can just buy over the counter at most of hardware/drug store. If it is not available, you need to work a bit hard and get the right mixture to come up with one. Search the internet on how to make one.

To be continued

 

 

Mejoh.

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Friday, December 5, 2008

Bahasa Inggeris atau Melayu

Kayu – 6 Dzulhijja 1429 / 5 Disember 2008

Teman amat tertarik dengan kenyataan Menteri Pelajaran (yang kurang pelajaran) mengenai keperluan mengekalkan sistem pendidikan Malaysia untuk Sains dan Matematik dalam bahasa inggeris. Kenyataan ini disokong pula oleh bekas perdana menteri (Mahazalim) Malaysia sebelum  ini yang sangat mengagungkan bahasa inggeris.

Teman agak sedikit malas hendak menyentuh berkenaan isu ini, tetapi hati ini tergerak untuk menulis memandangkan terlalu banyak perkara-perkara yang tidak dipandangkira oleh masyarakat Malaysia apabila tidak menyatakan bangkangan dengan perlakuan gila menteri pelajaran Malaysia semenjak dari dahulu sehingga sekarang.

Kuasa ekonomi dunia

Untuk 10 tahun yang lalu, 5 kuasa terbesar ekonomi terbesar dunia adalah Amerika Syarikat, Jepun, Jerman, Cina dan British, dan kedudukan ini kekal agak lama. Negara-negara ini secara tidak langsung telah membentuk lanskap asas bagaimana sesuatu Negara itu harus di perintah. Baik dari segi ekonomi, pendidikan, kesihatan dan yang lain-lainnya.

Sementara jika dilihat 5 kuasa ekonomi yang naik secara mendadak selepas perang dunia kedua adalah Jerman, Jepun, Cina, Korea dan India. Walaupun Negara-negara ini hampir musnah semenjak perang dunia kedua, mereka bangkit dengan kadar yang pantas untuk menjadi kuasa besar dunia. Mereka ini juga berjaya membentuk satu lanskap baru bagaimana sesebuah Negara perlu diperintah.

Sistem Pendidikan

Kesemua Negara-negara yang teman sebutkan di atas mempunyai satu persamaan yang amat ketara. Negara-negara ini menggunakan bahasa ibunda mereka dalam sistem pelajaran mereka, samada di peringkat tadika, sekolah rendah, sekolah tinggi dan juga pusat pengajian tinggi mereka.

Baik dari mata pelajaran sains dan matematik di sekolah menengah, begitu juga mata pelajaran psikologi, kejuruteraan dan lain-lainnya. Semuanya diajar dalam bahasa ibunda mereka. Jika dilihat secara logik, ianya perlu kerana ini akan meningkatkan tahap pemahaman dan keupayaan untuk bertanya dan menjawab.

Dalam bahasa ibunda sendiri, pelajar juga akan mempunyai daya keyakinan yang mantap kerana bahasa perantara semasa belajar adalah bahasa ibunda mereka sendiri. Perkara ini tidak perlu diperdebatkan lagi, kerana Negara seperti Jerman, China, Jepun, Korea, Taiwan dan Iran telah membuktikan kejayaannya.

Akibat mengagungkan bahasa inggeris

Malangnya Negara kita terlalu taksub dengan bahasa inggeris dan mejadikannya bahasa perantara bermula dari tadika hinggalah ke peringkat universiti. Penyudahnya, pelajar-pelajar di Malaysia yang tamat pengajian universiti tergolong dari mereka yang kurang berkeyakinan dan hanya mempunyai pengetahuan yang terhad walaupun sudah bergelar siswazah.

Minda mereka ini tidak dapat dikerah ke tahap yang terbaik kerana mereka hanya mampu memberi yang terbaik hanya apabila mereka belajar dan bertutur didalam bahasa ibunda mereka.  Walhal mereka ini bukannya bodoh, cuma mereka akan menjadi lebih berwibawa apabila diberi peluang untuk bercakap, bertanya, berdebat, berbincang didalam bahasa ibunda sendiri. Malangnya, peluang ini tidak diberikan.

Universiti tempatan jatuh merudum

Kerajaan berasa hairan bagaimana tahap penilaian university tempatan jatuh merudum melangkaui 300. UKM, UTM, UM, UPM, UKM, UiTM semuanya hancur berderai tak boleh diharap. Kemudian kerajaan bertidak menyalahkan pihak universiti. Ini adalah satu perangai bodoh dari MOE dan MOHE.

Jika kita lihat semenjak dari tahun 1980an hingga ke akhir 1990an. Kesemua pelajar-pelajar yang diklasifikasikan sebagai bijak telah dihantar keluar negara untuk melanjutkan pelajaran. Universiti tempatan telah menjadi universiti kasta bawahan untuk rakyat Malaysia sendiri. Ini kerana, kesemua pelajar yang masuk ke universiti tempatan diklasifikasikan sebagai pelajar kelas kedua.

Pihak pensyarah telah menghadapi masalah untuk megekalkan pencapaian pelajar semenjak dari tahun 1980an hinggalah kesekarang. Ini kerana, pelajar yang datang adalah pelajar kelas kedua yang mana tahap pemahaman mereka hanya baik didalam bahasa ibunda mereka sahaja. Apabila diperkenalkan didalam bahasa inggeris, mereka menggelabah.

Mengambil jalan mudah, pensyarah telah mengubahsuai soalan supaya menjadi lebih mudah. Ini secara tidak langsunng menurunkan kualiti siswazah universiti tempatan. Lebih memburukkan keadaan, kebanyakkan buku adalah dalam bahasa inggeris walaupun kadangkala bahasa perantara adalah bahasa Melayu.

Langsung tidak ada inisiatif oleh pensyarah-pensyarah tempatan untuk mengalih bahasa buku ini ke bahasa Melayu. Walhal di negara Jepun, Korea, Jerman, China dan Taiwan, kesemua buku dari tokoh-tokoh pelajaran tersohor telah dialih bahasa ke bahasa ibunda mereka.

Proses ini berlaku selama 20 tahun, jadi amatlah tidak hairan apabila kualiti universiti tempatan juga akan turun sikit demi sedikit.  Masalah begini boleh dihalang jika pelajar-pelajar cemerlang tidak dihantar semua ke luar negeri supaya ada keseimbangan.

Keperluan mengajar dalam bahasa Melayu.

Kerajaan perlu mengambil satu langkah kebelakang dan melihat secara keseluruhan kemusnahan yang telah dilakukan. Belajar dari kesilapan lalu dan mengenal pasti langkah-langkah yang perlu dibuang dan digunakan. Merangka satu garis panduan dan gerak kerja untuk menukar sistem pendidikan negara kepada bahasa ibunda; terutamanya di peringkat universiti. Perkara ini perlu dilaksanakan dengan segera sebelum terlambat.

Sebelum bangsa musnah

Teman akan ulang pendirian teman buat keseribu kali. Menggunakan bahasa inggeris disekolah untuk sains dan matematik, diuniversiti untuk kuliah adalah salah, salah dan salah.

Manusia jenis apakah yang akan bertegas untuk melaksanakan sistem pelajaran dalam bahasa inggeris sedangkan mereka tahu tahap penguasaan bahasa inggeris dikalangan pelajar melayu adalah lemah? Jawapannya adalah UMNO.

Harapan teman kepada pemerintah, PR ke, BN ke; minta tolonglah.Gunalah akal yang Allah berikan kepada kamu.

Mejoh

 

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Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Between the lines

Between the lines

Wood –

Utusan Malaysia – Najib

Yang tertulis – Kaji kesan negatif turunkan harga petrol, diesel

Yang tersirat – Petrol dan diesel naik. TIdak perlu kajian kerana rakyat akan terus beli.

Berita Harian – Rafidah

Yang tertulis – Bukan Kerana Jawatan

Yang tersirat – Kerana duit

Berita Harian – Mahathir

Yang tertulis – Impak politik wang, Mahathir ramal Umno, BN kalah teruk

Yang tersirat – Kecuali kau lantik aku atau anak aku atau kroni aku jadi PM.  

Berita Harian – Rithaudeen

Yang tertulis – 30% aduan politik wang adalah fitnah.

Yang tersirat – 70% aduan politik adalah benar. Tiada tindakan akan diambil.

Berita Harian – Najib

Yang tertulis – Sukar kekang politik wang

Yang tersirat – Sukar berjaya dalam BN kalau kekang politik wang

The Star – Abdul Hadi 

Yang tertulis – Medical screenings for all trainees at camps

Yang tersirat – No medical screenings done before even we said so

Utusan – Mahathir 

Yang tertulis – Dr. M mahu teliti senarai sebelum dedah

Yang tersirat – Dr. M mahu keluarkan nama sendiri dan kroni sebelum dedah.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Friday, September 26, 2008

Cinasia

Kayu – 26 Ramadhan 1429 / 26 September 2008

Malaysia akan dipindah milik dari Bangsa Melayu kepada Bangsa Cina, dan kemungkinan besar negara ini akan ditukar nama kepada Cinasia. Sabah dan Sarawak pula akan keluar dari kerajaan persekutuan dan menubuhkan sebuah negara tersendiri. Ini diikuti pula dengan penyatuan semula Singapura dengan Semenanjung Tanah Melayu.

Teman pasti ramai individu merasa marah tak terhingga dengan andaian ini. Tetapi seperti yang teman katakan, ianya adalah sekadar andaian sahaja; tidak lebih dari itu. Tetapi jika dikaji balik sejarah negara kita, pergerakan politik dari dahulu sehingga sekarang lebih menjurus kepada mengiakan apa yang teman andaikan awal tadi; kearah pembentukan Cinasia.

Tetapi tulisan teman bukan hendak menyalahkan bangsa Cina kerana kejayaan usaha gigih mereka, lebih kepada sekadar menulis kembali sejarah yang dipadamkan. Mana ada bangsa yang tidak mahu berkembang, dan mana ada bangsa yang tidak mahu menjajah bangsa lain jika ada kesempatan dan kelebihan. Itulah yang dinamakan “survival of the smartest”. Dan juga ingin melihat reaksi bangsa Melayu apabila kehancuran semakin hampir.

Adakah Melayu akan bangun dengan memperbetulkan prinsip perjuangan mereka secara Islam dan aman? Atau adakah mereka akan “memberontak” seperti peristiwa 13 Mei 1969 dengan menyalahkan bangsa Cina? Atau adakah Melayu akan terus diam dan hilang di dunia.

Penerimaan Cina sebagai warganegara

Presiden MCA, Tun Tan Siew Sin, dilaporkan dalam akhbar tempatan bertajuk “Tun Tan Answers Critics on special Previleges” dalam pada 30 April 1969, berkata:

“Orang Melayu menerusi UMNO bermurah hati melonggarkan syarat-syarat dalam undang-undang negara ini sehinggakan dalam masa 12 bulan selepas kemerdekaan, 90 peratus penduduk bukan Melayu telah menjadi warganegara. Ini berbeza dengan keadaan sebelum merdeka di mana 90 peratus daripada mereka masih tidak diiktiraf sebagai rakyat Tanah Melayu walaupun hampir  100 tahun hidup di bawah pemerintahan penjajah. Sebagai membalas kemurahan hati orang Melayu, MCA dan MIC bersetuju meneruskan dasar memelihara dan menghormati kedudukan istimewa orang Melayu dan dalam masa yang sama mempertahankan kepentingan-kepentingan sah kaum lain”

Semasa British dan Melayu berunding kemerdekaan kepada Semenanjung Tanah Melayu, British meletakkan syarat supaya Melayu menerima kesemua bangsa lain yang ada di Semenanjung Tanah Melayu sebelum Pernag Dunia Kedua. Bangsa- bangsa ini adalah Cina, India, Singh, Baba Nyonya, Portugis, Jawa Indonesia, Bugis Indonesia dan yang lain-lainnya. Melayu bertindak melebihi kehendak British dengan memberi satus bumiputra kepada Baba Nyonya dan keturunan Portugis. Melayu memang pemurah.

Dengan bermodalkan MERDEKA, Melayu menjual maruah diri dan ibu pertiwi, sekadar untuk merobek harta kekayaan di bumi sendiri buat kepentingan Melayu-melayu bangsawan atau terpilih. Yang lebihnya seperti kita merempat dibumi sendiri, bukan kerana tidak berusaha; tetapi kerana tahu membezakan halal dan haram, apa itu syurga dan neraka, apa itu hak dan khianat.

Bangsa Cina berkembang

Cina berkembang bukan sekadar dari segi ekonomi, tetapi dari segi populasi terutamanya. Jika dilihat pertambahan peratusan penduduk Semenanjung Tanah Melayu dari awal 1890 ke 1900, jumlah Bangsa Cina meningkat pada kadar 83% berbanding Melayu 35%. Manakala dari 1800 ke 1900 Bangsa Cina meningkat dari 3% kepada 25% dari jumlah penduduk Semenanjung Tanah Melayu. Manakala pada 1948, 60% dari penduduk Negeri Selangor dan Pulau Pinang adalah Bangsa Cina manakala Melayu sekitar 30% sahaja.

Bangsa Cina masih lagi berusaha untuk menambah jumlah mereka kepada “comfortable number” untuk menjadikan Melayu bukan lagi bangsa majoriti di Malaysia (bawah 50%). Bangsa Cina telah berjaya melakukan strategi ini apabila berjaya menjajah dan mendapat hak ke atas Singapura secara aman dari Melayu pada tahun 7 Ogos 1965. Melayu memang pemurah.

Walhal, pada awal 1820 Singapura terdiri daripada 75% Bangsa Melayu dan 23% Bangsa Cina. Dengan pergerakan yang sistematik dan terancang; termasuk bantuan dari British dari segi ekonomi dan penempatan; Singapura telah berjaya dijajah oleh Bangsa Cina tanpa menembak sebutir peluru pun.

Persoalannya, adakah mustahil strategi yang sama akan dilakukan di Malaysia? Ianya sudah berlaku di tempat lain, maka kemungkinan untuk Malaysia bertukar nama masih ada.

Kerjasama dengan bangsa lain

Rakyat sudah maklum bahawa bancian yang dilakukan oleh kerajaan dengan mengatakan bahawa taburan penduduk Malaysia adalah Melayu-53%, Cina-26%, Asli-11.8%, India-7.7% dan lain-lain-1.2%. Bangsa lain hanya memerlukan 4 peratus sahaja lagi untuk menjadi penduduk majoriti. Rakyat juga sudah maklum bahawa Melayu-53% ini termasuklah India Islam, Cina Islam, Bangsa lain Islam. Jika dikira balik kemungkinan besar Melayu sudah menjadi minoriti dibumi sendiri.

Teman yakin, Bangsa Cina sudah menghidu peluang ini sudah sekian lama; hanya waktunya sahaja belum tiba untuk mereka bertindak. Bayangkan jika kesemua bangsa bukan Melayu di Malaysia bertindak sebagaimana Bangsa Yahudi pernah bertindak di bumi Palestin.

Mereka bersatu dibawah satu kumpulan yang diketuai oleh Bangsa Cina dan membuat petisyen kepada Persatuan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu(PBB). Bahawa mereka telah menguasai 80% ekonomi ini, dan sebahagian besar dari hak tanah keatas Malaysia, terutamanya Semenanjung Tanah Melayu. Adakah mustahil untuk Persatuan Bangsa-Bangsa Bersatu(PBB) meluluskan petisyen mereka. Sejarah telah membuktikan ianya pernah berlaku, mengapa tidak di kemudian hari?

Dengan penindasan dan ketidakadilan yang dilakukan UMNO atas nama Melayu kepada bangsa lain, teman melihat adalah tidak mustahil perkara ini akan berlaku. Mungkin mereka tidak akan mendapat keseluruhan Semenanjung Tanah Melayu, tetapi tidak mustahil untuk mereka mendapat satu atau dua negeri; contohnya Pulau Pinang, Perak dan Selangor.

Sabah dan Sarawak pula akan keluar dari Malaysia dan menjadi negara merdeka yang baru. Jika Melayu masih juga tidak sedar, mungkin di masa akan datang keseluruhan saki baki negeri di Semenanjung Tanah Melayu akan menjadi milik bangsa lain yang diketuai oleh Bangsa Cina. Bila rentetan kejadian diatas terus berlaku, kemungkinan Singapura untuk bergabung dengan Malaysia tersangatlah cerah. Cuma pada masa itu, mungkin namanya sudah ditukar ke Cinasia.

Mejoh

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